# AI9 ~ Archived Post
an archive for AI9 thoughts, my weekly update post is getting too long LOL
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TOP 4 – Songs of the Cinema
2010.05.12 – Top 4 Results
awwww David Cook in homecoming package~ ♥
CRYSTAL-CASEY-LEE TOP3!
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2010.05.11 – Top 4
TPTB totally force the duets upon us, probably hope to recreate Adam/Allison’s Slow Ride moment!
btw can’t they just sing 2 songs each? lol
Jamie Foxx is back, this year with Artist and Contestant shirts lol He’s really into eye contact, eh?
Lee Dewyze (Kiss from a Rose) hmmm hmmm I’m expecting a big bang, but once I learn of the song, I make a meh face LOL Lee does okay, I think the band kinda eats him alive though, not an awesome night, but I’m sure he’ll live to finale night
Michael Lynche (Will You Be There) for once I think Mike sounds way off, as in off keyI don’t know, I don’t even like him and yes, Free Willy is about a whale *lol*
Duet#1 Lee & Crystal (Falling Slowly) of all the songs, they picked the ONE song that KRIS ALLEN AMAZINGLY DID LAST YEAR? WT*?! Idol gave them a list that consisted of only 2 songs?! lol I like it though~ their voices mesh so well together, I’m surprised! I also like the fact that they’re facing each other. nicely done! (and I still like Kris’ version ne~ ♥ )
Casey James (Mrs. Robinson) pit of death, AGAIN?! he just love being among girls (aka clappingbots), huh? lol anyway, it’s a nice performance, but tonight should be all about BIG BANG so they can go home as one of the TOP 3! all joking aside, Simon is so right! he needs to make IMPACT!
Crystal Bowersox (I’m Alright) wow wow wow wow WOW~ me likes a lot! Crystal looks like she’s having fun, and she nails it vocally! very bluesy, my friend will explode with joy for sure!
Duet#2 Mike & Casey (Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman) playing behind the judges! lol wow Casey is really good with his guitar playing! their duet is good, way better than solo
A GUITAR PLAYER WILL WIN THIS YEAR IDOL! lol
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TOP 5 – Frank Sinatra
2010.05.05 – Top 5 Results
Casey won’t go home, I blame it on my boss. lol
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2010.05.04 – Top 5
Harry Connick Jr used to be my sister’s favorite! I remember her fangirling him through one phase of her life lol he picked on Shania Twain XD I love his sense of humor~ most useful mentor ever!
geez, must be nerve-wrecking to have Harry and the band play for them on stage
Aaron Kelly (Fly Me to the Moon) why am I not surprised at his song choice? it’s probably the only Sinatra’s song he knows lol omg no kewpie-do, but minor hula hoop stand is back xD meh.. I really like this song, just not Aaron’s version lol original FTW~
Casey James (Blue Skies) dude, your friend is probably busy playing gigs again on Tuesday, so he probably doesn’t watch you on TV yo! omg my ears hurt, he looks painful. this theme is so not him, he looks so awkward. really uncomfortable, both Casey and listener here at home!! Ellen keeps picking on HCJ lol why don’t they use in-ear monitor then if they can’t hear on stage? D:
OMG Sir Anthony Hopkins!
Crystal Bowersox (Summer Wind) Crystal is really pretty tonight! umm a bit boring jazz at the beginning, too slow for me – guh, split screen effect – second half of the song is nice though. btw Cryster should stop talking back to the judges ^^;
Michael Lynche (The Way You Look Tonight) ugh.. nice arrangement, he’s always singing in tune but I just don’t like his usual presentation okay? at least he doesn’t stomp the stage to ground.. :P
IRON MAN 2!!!
Lee Dewyze (That’s Life) HCJ is such a dork! ooh I like this arrangement, it’s not too soft for Lee and he’s singing in tune! well, judges, maybe a bit overpraising? He’s good, but not that OMG AMAZING YOU WILL SURELY WIN AND GO WRITE THIS 100 TIMES good lol I like him though ;)
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TOP 6 – Shania Twain
2010.04.28 – Top 6 Results
didn’t watch the show but google is my best friend~
no more screeching, wave goodbye to Siobhan!
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2010.04.27 – Top 6
lol I love Shania Twain, she should replace someone if the show doesn’t get canceled next year :P
Lee Dewyze (You’re Still the One) oh off to a shaky start, dude! for a second I think he’s off-key and then I’m like, oh it’s his arrangement lol I think I like it a lot! and he’s getting less awkward every week! lol
Michael Lynche (It Only Hurts When I’m Breathing) i’m bored lol sorry Mike, you’re just not someone I like listening to
Casey James (Don’t) why do these peeps like to play BEHIND the judges? D: dude should stick with acoustic ballad and forever ditch the electric guitar unless he wants to play in backup band for someone else, because I hate it every time he pretends to be a rock star
Crystal Bowersox (No One Needs to Know) she looks cuter each week~ lol Shania has aura! Ryan? what?! white teeth? *rolls eyes* awwwww boyfriend~ and oh hi magic carpet~ I think it’s awesome and I like it a lot. BIGGER ISN’T ALWAYS BETTER~ lol Simon (& Shania) Crystal handles it nicely~
Aaron Kelly (You’ve Got a Way) ROFL i’m glad Aaron sits down this week because my entire office has problem with his hula hoop pose xD wow Aaron does great compared to his other performances! lol 16/17 & @changing lyrics re: make love xD
Siobhan Magnus (Any Man of Mine) maybe Siobhan really is too weird for me? I’m getting more and more tired of her. and her shriek. D: I do not like it at all, she sounds off and all over the place. don’t walk around if you can’t control your voice yo! i don’t even like the big note at the end, too much screaming (giving birth lol how the heck does Simon know?)
BWAHAHA! That Jake dude on DWTS gets booted this week! Yippy!
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TOP 7 – Inspirational
2010.04.21 – Top 7 – Idol Gives Back & Results
David Cook *purrs* hi gorgeous~ his video footage is very touching and heartwarming. He simply tells the story, explaining the situation with the girls in Ethiopia and I get all emo. aww Heroes. aww NFT~ Seeing him holding hands with Mekdes reduces me into a puddle of tears.
“They deserve a chance.”
and to follow that with Annie Lennox? (T__T)
hmm I also like Black Eyed Peas (which is a surprise lol), Carrie Underwood, Elton John and MJB~
btw, why they don’t let David Cook sing is beyond me. FAILED, IDOL, FAILED! should have just cut the horrid top 12 perf and let him sing yo! :(
OMG Tim goes home LOL the one week my coworker didn’t pick him out, he finally leaves XD btw, Aaron’s fanbase is scary considered how ..ummm.. his performance was.
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2010.04.20 – Top 7
BE INSPIRED. NOT. EXCEPT FOR MAMASOX! OMG!!
ooh even better, 60 minutes! LOL
Casey James (Don’t Stop) did he fell in a tan bucket or what? he’s lobster red! o_O” what he heck with that smiling face while singing, smiling lobster? he’s good at playing guitar but he always look sooooo stiff AND boring!
Lee Dewyze (The Boxer) *confession* when i saw song spoiler, my coworker and I were like, what? the boxer? which S&G’s song is the boxer, then here it is, oh this is the Boxer? XD *fails at song title* wow, it’s really beautiful, Lee did a great job, he seems more comfortable on stage (slightly lol)~ I like it!
Tim Urban (Better Days) omg trainwreck all over
Aaron Kelly (I Believe I Can Fly) no you have the wrong idea dude. and stop standing like that on stage, you move like you’re hula-hooping
Siobhan Magnus (When You Believe) what’s going on with her OUTFIT?! and what’s going on, I don’t like her perf for what 3 weeks in a row already D:
Michael Lynche (Hero) f*ck no. there. i said it.
Crystal Bowersox (People Get Ready) lamp mic! wow! omg she breaks down and cries! awwwwwwww it’s emotional, it’s beautiful, it’s amazing. MAMASOX, YOU’RE AMAZING!
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TOP 9 Round 2 – Elvis
2010.04.14 – Top 9 (2) – Results
*yawns*
blah blah Andrew is eliminated blah blah Idol Gives Back blah blah
holy *beep* If I can Dream is a trainwreck. This Justin dude really sucks major butt. Even Brooke can’t save it o_O” and we can download this awful performance from iTunes? hello?! what about Archie’s IMAGINE from last week?! *grumbles*
Adam’s WWFM .. well, I don’t like this side of Adam, I’d rather see him tone it down but I guess that’s like asking for the impossibility lol (wow even his earpieces are glammed!)
lol Ryan told Tim to smile
aww Katie is eliminated. I think she’s better than Aaron, but hey, tween girls are powerful and boys probably have more fun watching porn playing games than voting for American Idol.. :P
IGB next week, DAVID COOK AND NEAL TIEMANN IN ETHIOPIA~ ♥
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2010.04.13 – Top 9 (2)
round 2 of top 9
don’t really feel like typing tonight. is it just me or the show was extremely underwhelming? Adam Lambert in LV made some good advices. half of the contestants still suck. Ryan Seacreast is kinda weird tonight.
oh it’s down to 90 minutes now, yay
Crystal Bowersox (Saved) SAVED!
Andrew Garcia (Hound Dog) time to go Andrew
Tim Urban (Can’t Help Falling In Love) so he doesn’t listen to Adam re: falsetto lol why the heck did they show that during pre perf package?
Lee Dewyze (A Little Less Conversation) needs emo pills
Aaron Kelly (Blue Suede Shoes) umm nope
Siobhan Magnus (Suspicious Mind) me no likes it
Michael Lynche (In the Ghetto) this dude is not likable. def no teddy bear since teddy bear is not supposed to crush people to death
Katie Stevens (Baby What Do You Want Me to Do) katiebot trying to be emo, Ellen: it’s a very horny song
Casey James (Lawdy Miss Clawdy) can’t remember, is he singing in the pit of death?
GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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TOP 9 – Lennon/McCartney Songbook
2010.04.07 – Top 9 – Results
DAVID ARCHULETA.. I LOVE YOU SO HARD!! YOUR IMAGINE OWNS THAT STAGE. ♥
Simon donating tight clothing! LOL Ryan’s hair products and suits
will they ever stop lip-syncing during group performance
what a boring Ford MV
with the girls/boys ratio right now, of course, all girls are safe (umm, grandma is back)
Jason Derulo’s In My Head sounds like a good exercise song lol what’s with B&W edit, Fox? nice song but give me Archie already.
ARGHHHHHHH
ARCHIE ON PIANO *DIES*
OMG HE’S SO CUTE! HIS HAIR! WHITE PANTS! LONG PIANIST FINGERS! *__*
AND HIS IMAGINE IS INCREDIBLY AMAZING. OMG ARCHIE WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME.
Look at that, S9, this is how it’s done. FANTASTIC.
never a fan of Rihanna lol so hard at her playing guitar :P
HA! Big Mike! from his smug and arrogant look last night, I’m not surprised he’s at the bottom of the pack. He doesn’t have the appeal to begin with, and that kind of attitude makes people turn away. he looks pissed, lol, guess you can’t wear a smiling mask forever eh?
I said it last night and I’ll say it again, I effing hate what he did with Eleanor Rigby. Should have kicked him home for touching anything DC previously did. Judge’s safe sucks.
(and I gave up on any hope of Tim Urban going home since last week lol at this rate, he’s going to win this dingy thing and I don’t even care, though I might scream. btw, since Tim’s safe, no Cold Stone for my team tomorrow lol yup, we planned to celebrate when that day comes (never? lol))
which means 2 peeps are going home next week under Adam Lambert’s guidance. lol what the heck is the special theme?
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ATTENTION PLEASE!
DEAR CONTESTANTS,
DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING THE DAVIDS DID BACK IN SEASON 7 FOR YOUR OWN SAKE.
SINCERELY,
ME.
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2010.04.06 – Top 9
9 performances, still 2 hours lol contestants get to talk behind their peer’s back in the video package
IDOL CAMP = CAMP OF GERMS ← KILL THEM ALL
a message from Paul McCartney! I hope no one pee their pants!
I still don’t like the backstage thingy
Aaron Kelly (Long and Winding Road) i wanna know his weight, look at big mike holding him up like that! oh boy yoda *yawns* same goes for anything Archie did previously, DO NOT TOUCH.
Katie Stevens (Let It Be) Why this song?! KRIS JUST DID IT EARLIER THIS SEASON AND IT WAS AWESOME D: She does a good job compared to her other performance. R&B/country argument is back. Kara, you’re so annoying, it’s Simon’s turn, just shut up.
Andrew Garcia (Can’t Buy Me Love) why do they love playing/singing behind the judges this year? lol Ellen: first of all, you can’t buy love, *looks at Simon* am I right, Simon? ROFL
Michael Lynche (Eleanor Rigby) Big Mike! Casey James tries to destroy your image~ lol UGH SONG CHOICE. DAVID COOK OWNS THIS FRIGGIN’ SONG, DUDE! HELL NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! I CANNOT TAKE THIS >__<” NO HE CANNOT DO ANYTHING! KARA, STFU. don’t be so smug, Mike *boo* that’s it, I do not like this dude
Crystal Bowersox (Come Together) Um, Kris Allen, again? what? that dude with a bong didgeridoo? lol it was good I guess, she’s back in her comfort zone. I don’t really like it though (but I LOVE IT IF YOU WANT ME TO COMPARED IT TO BIG MIKE’S)
Tim Urban (All My Loving) THAT AWFUL SMILE UGH. I.CAN.NOT.STAND.THIS.DUDE.AND.HIS.SOULLESS.EYES
BOOTH & BONES!!!! ♥
Casey James (Jealous Guy) that long hair IS my problem with this dude LOL Casey goes emo and I kinda like it
Siobhan Magnus (Across the Universe) YAY Siobhan listens! She doesn’t shriek this week! but I do not like it D: she sounds kinda nasal when she doesn’t go all out screaming. oh please AI is turning into a soap opera
ugh, this backstage stuff, can it get any more fake-ish?
Lee Dewyze (Hey Jude) LEE/ANDREW = GOKEY BABIES ROFLWTF This is why I love Crystal! (I wonder how big is their betting pot LOL) I REALLY LIKE IT! LEEEEEE~~~~ OMG BAGPIPES dude walking down the stairs?! *dies giggling* SERIOUSLY LEE?! SERIOUSLY?!
– DAVID ARCHULETA TOMORROW NIGHT — HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!
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TOP 10 – R&B/Soul
2010.03.31 – Top 10 – Results
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Crash of the Titans opening ~ pimping much, Fox? and sorry, none of these top 10 is considered a HERO type no matter how producers try to make them
no horrid group song, Idol champ performing instead. I like it.
vegan!Ruben~ a tour with Clay? lol Ryan really thinks the Claymates will be happy? I think not xD
Simon is under attack tonight LOL
Katy to the bottom 3
Justin Bieber, ugh music industry..
Usher.. nice moves, but the song is.. bleh D: who the heck is that? will.i.am?
uh oh, Didi is in bottom 3
Ryan should learn not to fake it with Big Mike lol though I still think Big Mike randomly picks people up is not a good idea, what if a person has a bad back or something? (Ryan deserves it tonight anyway LOL)
Tim to the last chair *PRAYERS CIRCLE*
robot girl is safe first again.
strobe light warning? o_O” Diddy’s song is better than Usher’s tonight lol and Diddy, none of these kids are super stars
SHIT WHO THE *BEEPS* VOTED FOR TIM? ARE YOU DEAF?! ARGHHHHH!!!!
The judges are not saving her :( Didi is going home, my boss will be upset next
TIM URBAN, AREN’T YOU ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF AND YOUR FAKE SMILE?! >___<”
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DAVID COOK AND NEAL TIEMANN IN ETHIOPIA. I CANNOT WAIT FOR IDOL GIVES BACK!
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2010.03.30 – Top 10
10 performance, 2 hours, lots of boring stuff
Simon <3 Ellen
Siobhan Magnus (Through the Fire) *shrieks back* I still like her but she has to stop screaming at the end of every song. I don’t like it. Ditto to Ellen, screaming is unnecessary. Simon is right, it’s boring and all over the place.
Casey James (Hold On I’m Comin’) I think he looks weird when he plays guitar, like a stick. yeah, that stiff. is he high or something, what’s with smiling all the way through the song? is it that much fun? lol
Michael Lynche (Ready For Love) big Mike makes me fell like he can crush me like a fly~ lol anyway, as long as he doesn’t stomp the stage to dust, he’s okay, still dramatic and I don’t think he’s spot on
Didi Benami (What Becomes of the Broken Hearted) stop crying Didi. I think she’s too emo it looks fake whether or not it’s real D: I think the entire dramatic performance is off key. Didi gets slammed again. oops and Ryan, leave her alone!
Tim Urban (Sweet Love) UGH. SHUT UP. GO AWAY CREEPY EYES! I really can’t stand this dude. He looks like he has no soul. ENOUGH OF THIS GOD AWFUL FAKE SMILE!!! ARGHHHHH!! he did all horrid things from pit of death to sliding to stairs of doom, and he still survives. this season is a tragedy
Andrew Garcia (Forever) oooh I kind like it (Simon (refuses to say the previous guy’s name): Ryan, back on stage! Ryan, back please ← lol) wow, calm down, mama!Garcia, you have more personality than your son LOL
Katie Stevens (Chain of Fools) mean!Usher’s bodyguard! lol *snoozes* i think her big voice makes her sound old whenever she sings lol and she legally adopts Paige’s outfit! that ridiculous shorts!
Lee Dewyze (Treat Her Like a Lady) Mister Nervous. OMG LEE DOES GREAT TONIGHT! woot! woot! I LOVE IT! I love him on acoustic guitar and he doesn’t look shaky on stage! Backstage is another story! dude, you’d better go practice being interviewed! lol GO, LEE!
Crystal Bowersox (Midnight Train to Georgia) OMG CRYSTAL PLAYS A PIANO OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! *fangirls* CRYSTAL BOWERSOX YOU’RE AWESOME I’M IN LOVE!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ she’s not as comfortable on a piano as Kris, but I give her thumbs up for this surprise!
Aaron Kelly (Ain’t No Sunshine) umm hello? last week, he sang a song DC awesomely did, tonight he sings a song Kris awesomely did? I’m sorry Aaron, Kris Allen owns this song (the same way DC owns IDWTMAT). But at least Simon thinks you’re edible as a cupcake (because Lee is juicier tonight lol) so you should be safe. and what’s with his Kewpie do again? lol
btw, this backstage thing to kill time is kinda weird.
I’m going to listen to David Cook’s Billie Jean all night to wash my ears. lol
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TOP 11 – Teen Idols Billboard #1 Hits
2010.03.24 – Top 11 – Result
awesome weather (last sun in a while, the rain is back!), went out for ice cream with boss and coworkers, googled the result at 7pm PST. lol
Paige is booted. I’m 2 for 2, omg! read that Simon doesn’t even give her a chance to sing for judges’ safe? wow, that must be brutal (which is good!)
how many more weeks we have to wait ’til all the awful ones are gone? lol I think that sliding dude will be the longest running VFTW pick -”- considered tweens these day love Joe Jonas and Miley Cyrus, I don’t really think singing matters much in this year singing competition.
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2010.03.23 – Top 11
in short: DISASTER
Ellen/Ryan! xD
Miley Cyrus as a mentor? lol whatever, Idol. btw, Miley, you’re wrong, the talent is VERY questionable -”- I kinda enjoy her interview with Ryan though, I give her that.
Lee Dewyze (The Letter) — MJ/Carly!! Lee still looks nervous and uncomfortable, but he sounds great. he’s Ellen’s favorite pen~ lol he’s getting better on stage, so I hope he’ll overcome his nerve soon!
Paige Miles (Against All Odds) why do you pick these heels to begin with? Miley says Paige is pitchy ROFL yeah, I bet Miley knows what pitchy is, because she’s pitchy too… performance-wise, it’s really terrible with a capital T.E.R.R.I.B.L.E. *ears hurt* seriously, I don’t like it at all, not only extremely pitchy and off-key and all over the place, but the entire thing doesn’t flow together when she jumps from verse to verse. Kinda weird, she has to know she’s going to struggle with the song and still picks it? nah, you’re not in this for a W
Tim Urban (Crazy Little Thing Called Love) HAHA Miley says he’s not boring~ so he goes with acting instead of singing ROFL oh how brainless dude he is. WT* is this sliding thing?! touching audience hands?! PIT OF DEATH! I can’t stand him! little girls fav, corny, pointless, silly, high school musical, boring, ZERO CHANCE OF WINNING
Aaron Kelly (I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing) Aaron is now sick, is Idol this year a germ boot camp? he has a little crush on Miley, like all Disney kids~ XD weird arrangement, kinda shaky but compared to Paige and Tim, he’s way way way better. Best song choice? This song? I’m sorry Aaron, since DC did this song, he killed it. Period. I didn’t even like it when Allison did it last year ^^” ROFL Ryan “if you want to vote for David Archuleta here…” xD not even close yo!
Crystal Bowersox (Me & Bobby McGee) Crystal looks very pretty tonight! OMG LOVE IT! (oh man, all of a sudden wants Cold Stone!) wow it’s amazing, I love how she ramps it up and enjoys performing on stage. Next week big plan, without a guitar! Mamasox, you’re awesome! Magic carpet. lol
Michael Lynche (When a Man Loves a Woman) (ROFL Ellen kissing Ryan’s hand!) kinda boring. but he’s always in tune, that’s the best thing about big Mike. Other than that, he’s kinda over the top no matter what he sings
Andrew Garcia (I Heard It Through the Grapevine) well, Miley, he didn’t have his guitar last week and he was awful too ^^” boring performance, his voice is really weak. he’s lost. Simon: “you sucked the soul out of that song” it’s okay to just say “you suck”, Sire~ lol
Katie Stevens (Big Girls Don’t Cry) better than last week, but karaoke-ish. I don’t think she’s good. at least she manages to sound younger than 40 for once lol
Casey James (Power of Love) I have no word for this dude and his hair D: best vocal of the night? really? I don’t enjoy it that much, maybe I’m English too.. lol Casey looks smaller when he plays guitar for some reasons, like, he becomes a stick or something. lol they way he holds himself/his posture, I guess?
Didi Benami (You’re No Good) her performance reminds me of Syesha a little bit lol I like her voice, and I think she’s not ‘no good’, but not good either *confuses*
Siobhan Magnus (Superstition) she’s just so cute wearing those giant glasses. what’s going on with her hair?! ugh.. I usually like Siobhan but I don’t like this performance D:
A TRAINWRECK NIGHT!
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TOP 12 – The Rolling Stones
2010.03.17 – Top 12 – Results
DAVID COOK IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENS TO THIS SHOW.
Just send them all home (including Orianthi and Ke$ha (omg she sucks)) and let David Cook and the Anthemic perform for an hour on national TV, please :)
All I Have To Do Is Dream? seriously LOL
Where is Andrew Cook?
Simon/Ryan at the beginning is the LOL moment xD
Ryan: no I love it
Simon: this is uncomfortable..
ugh, judges save again? boo
DAVID COOK! DAVID COOK! DAVID COOK! *FAINTS*
OMG NEAL TIEMANN! *__* (gah, those swaying hands are in the way of awesomeness, go away!) HIS SOLO PART IS AMAZING!
KYLE!!! I SEE YOUR CHEST HA!
*SQUEEEEEEEEES* ANDY HAS A HAIRCUT! OMG SO YOUNG AND ADORB!
MONTY LOOKS VERY FORMAL~ AND PROFESSIONAL~ AND DADDY-LIKE!
OMG GUITAR SPANKING~ *DIES*
DAVID COOK AND THE ANTHEMIC ROCK THE HELL OUT OF THAT STAGE (NO SURPRISE LOL), THEY’RE TOTALLY ON FIRE! ♥
I love his outfit! red shirt, black suit jacket and THAT RED GUITAR! *nosebleeds*
What the opposite color of green on the color wheel again? LOL I suppose they wear green undies~
Wow, he totally educates those contestants on how to get it done!
New album! yes DC, we want it yesterday too! no, more like, months ago! Can’t wait for your single in April!!
Idol Gives Back ~ in Africa! (please get all vaccines required and stay healthy, guys) 4 more weeks till IGB~
Orianthi is okay, me wants to see @nealfingtiemann guitar duel with her lol
Ke$ha kinda sucks. nah, she sucks. The entire performance looks cheap and no class. She looks either drunk or on drug. I don’t get how singers who can’t sing live can sell multi-million records? *snorts*
Bottom 3: Paige / Tim / Lacey (should be part of bottom 4 last week, js)
Tim is sent back to safety (ugh)
Lacey is going home because she adopts Haeley’s giant flower and stuck it on her head. At least they let her pick the song to sing, rather than forcing her to sing whatever she sings this week.
OMG I PICKED IT RIGHT THIS WEEK! lol
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2010.03.16 – Top 12
send them all home and give me David Cook already.
oh, that’s tomorrow, huh? lol
btw, I simply suck at picking people to go home each week, but I picked 9 of Top 12 correct since Top 24 week! xD long term investment yo!
Michael Lynche (Miss You) Big Mike does okay opening the night, his delivery is kinda too over the top for me
OMG RYAN SEACREST!! ♥ I love how he just walks off the stage to the judges table and stares at Simon~ love love~ and they’ll sort things out in Simon’s gigantic trailer later~ with lots of spanking~ ♥
Didi Benami (Play With Fire) I really like her even with bad notes in some parts
Casey James (It’s All Over Now) Cool! that’s the name of his town lol his cousin looks like Samwise Gamgee! xD ARGHHH!! HIS HAIR IS DRIVING ME NUTS! >”< I have a problem with this dude, I don’t like his style. ROFL ELLEN!! “but for people like me…” xDD eww no, he’s not a rock star!
Lacey Brown (Ruby Tuesday) baby!Lacey is cute. lol why the heck does she sit again?! I seriously think she’s totally forgettable…
Simon and Ryan continue their bad romance~ lol
Andrew Garcia (Gimme Shelter) the only thing I can remember is Simon’s “do you want him to come on stage with a tank or something?” lol
Katie Stevens (Wide Horses) she has an army behind her, I bet they’re fast at texting. hi grandma~ and she has no choice but to be old lol btw why does she always get split screen? hmm better than last week is not really a compliment because last week was really shaky ^^”
Tim Urban (Under My Thumb) *SNOOOOOOOZES* his fake smile makes me want to puke. YAY for Ellen booing herself first lol yup, totally does not work. STFU Tim.
Siobhan Magnus (Paint It Black) awwww glasses!Siobhan~ *pinches* she’s really pretty! wow, she beats the stairs of doom! it was awesome! so dramatic (yes, Adam!) I love how she belts that giant notes and finishes it of softly. damn it, she’s so cute!! I LOVE HER!!
Lee Dewyze (Beast of Burden) he looks so nervous.. no, he’s nervous! hmmm I like it but not love it. maybe because it’s after Shobhan’s performance? I think most people expect him to rock the heck out, so it’s a bit of a let down? he did a good job this week though, better be safe! lol
APRIL 13!!! GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
Paige Miles (Honky Tonk Woman) it was better than disaster last week (heh), but I still don’t see the great potential in her, sorry Simon. anyways, she’s sick, she’s safe. boo.
Aaron Kelly (Angie) aww he’s adopted, no wonder my coworker has a soft spot for him. Aaron could pass for Ellen’s little brother with this kewpie-do. He’s pretty good, way better than last week. ROFL, Ellen says he’s trying to do his hair like her!!! xD
Crystal Bowersox (You Can’t Always Get What You Want) aww her dad almost cried talking about her daddy song~ not a big bang but I really like her performance! actually more than Siobahn’s (not a big dramatic!Adam fan last year either ~ I like her more than Adam though lol) when she said she’s never thought this competition in her pocket but thanks Simon for saying that xD OMG TRIBUTE TO LILLY WITH THAT PEACOCK FEATHER. I LOVE YOU MAMASOX!
TOMORROW IS DAVID COOK! YAY!!!!
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TOP 16
2010.03.11 – Top 16 – Results
SERIOUSLY?! #%&!)?>@&#)!!@!)_!!!!
AMERICAN IDOL IS ONE EFFED UP SHOW. PERIOD.
Group (I Haven’t Met You Yet) LAME and why on earth are they lip syncing? Isn’t this supposed to be a SINGING COMPETITION? Are they so bad they couldn’t sing it live?! *grumbles* awful choreography. oh gosh, they sucks
IN: Didi. Siobhan. Paige.
OUT: Katelyn
HOLY SHIT NO WAY o_O” Paige sucks. for 3 weeks in a row! ARGHHHH!! I friggin’ hate the look on Paige’s face during Katelyn sing-out. ARGHHHHH!!!!
AI MADE THE WORST DECISION FOR BRINGING TIM URBAN BACK!
IN: Casey. Tim (ugh). Lee. (LOLZ Casey Lee still in xD)
OUT: Todrick
Well, I don’t like this dude, he’s my pick for this week office pool. I just wish Tim would go too. And with Todrick’s sing-out, SNOOZY!TIM SHOULD EFFING GO HOME INSTEAD! *frustrated* Tim’s family, I kinda hate you for being happy for this awful dude going through.
Matt Giraud vs Scott MacIntyre (Tell Her About It) piano duel/duet is the best moment of the night lol. I love Matt’s watch! I’m not a big fan of Scott, btw #SignMattGiraud already!
IN: Crystal (still looks sick/exhausted, but I really think she does look cuter/softer). Michael (STFU KARA. STFU). Lacey. Aaron (faint already dude, you’re not confident at all). Andrew.
OUT: Alex
awwwww I’m not Alex fan, but he deserves the spot in top 12 way more than Tim and Aaron! *sadfaces* and mullet can be fixed! T_T he cries…
last two..
IN: Katie
OUT: Lilly
WTF?! I NOW OFFICIALLY LOST FAITH IN YOU, AMERICA. D:
cry Katie cry, you silver chair stealer.
Lilly: a lot of incredible talents are going home tonight.. I don’t know what america wants to hear.
WORD!
America wants to hear snoozefest boring singers more than quirky, interesting, good voice peeps.
FML
LILLY >>>> KATELYN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> KATIE >>>>>>>>>>> PAIGE
ALEX >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TODRICK >>>>> AARON >>>>>>>>> TIM
me thinks with this top 12, no matter who goes home in the next two weeks, it’ll be one most snoooooooozing tour in idol history (not that I’ll go see them anyway lol)
Anyway, I think the problem with these S9 contestants is none of them is charismatic. Like, none.
Weird, yes. Quirky, yes. Good looking, umm… *squints hard*..maybe.. Charismatic, zero, nil, zip.
Yeah, that’s my problem with this season. lol I don’t like any of the guys. I only like three girls and they kick one home tonight. Boo.
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2010.03.10 – Top 16 – Guys
8 guys and they couldn’t fit it in 60 minutes. These guys are slow. Nah, don’t blame them, just punch Kara out, and problem will be solved.
In short:
Favorites: <blank>
Please save: *sighs*
Going home: *headdesks*
Lee Dewyze (Fireflies) since last week, everything from Lee sounds like lips of an angel to me – geez, get out of my head, Hinder! LOL his friends look kinda old (enough to be his parents) ^^ he’s okay, I like him, but not crazily like him lol
Alex Lambert (Trouble) wow, Alex is getting better on a weekly basis (and as long as he keeps his guitar, he seems more confident), my boss will be super thrilled! lol ‘Don’t become a cocky banana‘ ROFL, Ellen, I love you! Dude, isn’t he vulnerable enough already? it’s the reason he’s so stiff! eeew Simon, don’t put that picture of Randy in a bikini in my head! lol
Tim Urban (Hallelujah) MEH MEH MEH UGH! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *headdesks* And go get a haircut if VFTW happens to safe you again, psst.
Andrew Garcia (Jeanie in a Bottle) woot~ Andrew is back! of course, it cannot be compared to straight up, but I like it! stop compare whatever he does to that Paula’s song already! *whacks judges* it’s not fair! he’s awesome and now good, and the judges don’t like it. Tim was awful and this week is okay, and the judges love him. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Casey James (You’ll Think of Me) me no big fan of this dude, must be his hair… nah I just don’t like his voice. his style. his performance. at least they don’t overpraise him after slamming Andrew. lol
Aaron Kelly (I’m Already There) disney kid sounds weird at the beginning, getting better once big notes come. old soul old soul! thumbs up for Simon saying whatever Kara says is rubbish~ lol need more of that!
Todrick Hall (Somebody to Love) some good moments but his notes are all over the place. Seriously Randy? It isn’t THAT good to my ears D: friggin’ disagree with the judges, me no likes this gospel/Broadway singer
Michael Lynche (This Woman’s Work) Ryan’s twin kinda nails it. I don’t like his overacting movement though. Kara went cray cray sobbing, cue in Paula’s spirit… *rolls eyes* I don’t think it’s the BEST live performance
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2010.03.09 – Top 16 – Girls
girls in one hour, no interview package. Good job at timekeeping, Ryan!
In short:
Favorites: Ellen making out with Simon lol MAMASOX!
Please save: Lacey!
Going home: Paige (gah, gotta pick one more for office pool tomorrow! lol)
Katie Stevens (Breakaway) meh, awesome song but boring delivery, she even seems scared. Almost like she’s not sure what she’s doing how could she be an artist with youthful edge when she makes whatever she sings sounded fairly old all the time? D:
Siobhan Magnus (House of the Rising Sun) she looks really cute today (not her outfit though lol) WOW I love it! lol Ellen knows which house it is. unique + different = weird LOL duly noted, Simon wants giant notes every week.
Lacey Brown (The Story) YAY! Lacey sounds really good tonight! I like her style. And the judges love it! please save her please save her!
GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEE!!!
Katelyn Epperly (I Feel the Earth Move) I like her voice but I don’t like this performance, and I don’t think she should play keyboard, it just looks off for some reason D: oh, she’s trying to be less corny (Simon doesn’t even remember he said that last week) Simon turns into Paula for a second lol (but I’m not a fan of her hair ^^”)
Didi Benami (Rhiannon) did she put her guitar away for the past few weeks so she could get totally slammed then she can bounce back this week? because it works, she does great~ lol it’s kinda a slow song again, but I really like it.
hi, camera crew~
Paige Miles (Smile) I thought I was the only one who freaked out by her eyes, my coworker is the same! *snoozes* ouch ouch ouch really? me no likes it at all.
Crystal Bowersox (Give Me One Reason) OMG ILU! Tough Cookie, I can give you a TON of reasons for you to stay here! ♥ I love how she deals with the camera too! She looks more comfortable and pleasant. Cute even! ditto to Ellen re: amazing. I have that problem when I wrote DC concert reports too. awesome. amazing. ridiculous. great. OMG. *dies* etc etc LOL
Lilly Scott (I Fall to Pieces) OMG mandolin! this performance is so cute! ♥ I love her! time is running out, the judges have to rush rush rush! lol Simon, cute and quirky work already!
Time changes again tomorrow ^^;
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TOP 20
2010.03.04 – Top 20 Results
In short:
still misunderestimated.. XD
2 for 4 (John, Jermaine, Michelle, Haeley) but I got both MUST GO off the show so I’m okay with that! hee~
lol giant guitar~
Group (I Gotta Feeling) awkwardness never fails LOL
John is going home, Asian power couldn’t help him!
STFU Jermaine. Not only he has awful live performance and the worst personality ever, he also has bad ears too! God actually said “GO HOME” to him on Tuesday~ :P
1 for 2 so far!
OMG Danny Gokey! He still has weird stage moves~ LOL blah blah blah blah blahhhh shut up already… =__= bye Gokey. My boss likes him though :P
Michelle.. my boss is REALLY good at picking people going home at this point!
Ouch, ear slaughter, climb away please, ridic hairpiece Haeley!
OMG MY BOSS WENT 4 for 4! XD Geez, I should be more careful around him, maybe?! lol
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2010.03.03 – Top 20 – Girls
I love the fact that Ryan has stopped saying “the most talented season yet” already LOL
In short:
Favorites: Crystal / Lilly / Siobhan
Please save: Didi
Going home: Haeley (aka VFTW princess >”<) / Lacey (T^T)
*coughs* Randy, the guys were hot last night? HAHA. That’s it.
Crystal Bowersox (As Long As I See The Light) Tough cookie with a twin brother! I LOVE HER!!! Awesome church/gospel arrangement, I love her voice! I’m really glad she can perform tonight. Simon (OMG his trailer lol) is right, she doesn’t play the sick girl card as she comes out with a bang! Compared to last night, I think you should give her a standing O too, Randy! :P Stay healthy, MamaSox!
Haeley Vaughn (The Climb) flower head… oh she loves making hair accessories, no wonder -__-” her smiling face IS really annoying. bad notes, MY EARS HURT SO DAMN MUCH NOW. Kara says people are rooting for her at home? REALLY? WHO?! (← VFTW? lol) Thumbs up for Simon: you’re singing a song about climbing while you’re actually falling off.. ROFL no wonder I like him!
Lacey Brown (Kiss Me) She sounds a bit shaky especially when she walks. Lacey changes it up a little bit, but overall it’s nothing special. BUT I like her!! (even though I don’t think it’s meant to be… -”-)
Katie Stevens (Put Your Records On) “give me a kiss” umm, hello? lol her interview package is really cute though. Ouch bad notes. Ok performance. Ditto to Ellen, she still sounds old even though it’s a young song. The judges are frustrating because they want her to be S9!Archie but she is not~ She gets homework. Did they make her cry? D:
Didi Benami (Lean On Me) She really has great voice (I like her singing voice more than her talking voice though lol) I like her performance. Oiii, don’t make a face, Didi, keep it cool. A wasted opportunity. ouch I don’t think she’s that bad at all. Awww she’s gonna cry. Hand’s off, Ryan, your Sire is watching.
Okay, I changed my mind, they’re just frustrating because they want a girl to win lol
Michelle Delamor (With Arms Wide Open) She does a nice job, slightly pitchy. I’m not excited. No BOO for Simon who practically says the judges gave oxymoron advice LOL oh I love her dress too!
Lilly Scott (A Change Is Gonna Come) I like her version way better than Adam’s LOL sorry peeps. She’s really unique, I really like her, what other instruments can she play? Ellen: I don’t know what IT is, but You’ve got it xD I agreed with Simon, she’s awesome but not the best, to me, Crystal does a better job.
Katelyn Epperly (The Scientist) her top looks Greek (look at Ryan face when Kara say b*tch on national TV, I bet he wanted to punch her) Wow, something different, she’s playing piano, not guitar! it’s a bit snoozefest since it’s really really really slow, but I like it though LOL ELLEN ILU~
Paige Miles (Walk Away) good voice with some notes. I still don’t think she has the best voice ala Simon D: lol Simon doesn’t look at half of her performance, drop something, Sire? lol
Siobhan Magnus (Think) Mohawk! She sounds kinda blurred during her interview package which makes it kinda adorable! lol nice performance OMG! THAT NOTE WAS INSANE! *__* Awesome pimp! Dark Horse! Dark Horse! ROFL Ellen’s Snuggie joke xD I think she somewhat wows Simon with her weird character lol
mini pimp for Crystal at the end. I love Ellen and Simon!
In conclusion, way better than last night, woot!
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2010.03.02 – Top 20 – Guys
Mamasox got sick, the guys are on tonight
In short:
Favorites: David Cook (what? he’s not here tonight? lol) Lee
Please save: John
Going home: Jermaine / Tim (but VFTW will probably save him again lol)
Michael Lynche (This is a Man’s World) I like his performance a lot. Simon says he’s a pussycat turns lion xD He found out about girls-boys switched around 10:30am~ at least it wasn’t 4pm or something :P
John Park (Gravity) I like his voice but the performance is so snooooozefest! Simon says he’s going back to his acapella group soon, ouch ^^” I completely understand about English as a second language thing, it’s not fun. Asian girls, SAVE HIM!
Casey James (I Don’t Want To Be) He doesn’t have TV, still not a fan of his hair but that tiny little bun was cute lol He sounds weird to me tonight though, I thought his voice was better last week but this week he sounds.. high pitch? idk For once I agreed with Kara (who got a memo~ lol), his guitar playing is cool, not that awesome though (couldn’t help, after seeing NFT, the bar is extremely high~)
Alex Lambert (Everybody Knows) ← mullet boy looks so nervous, and Ryan just has to say it out loud! Dude totally had a panic attack last week and someone put him in a paperbag for a week, and is now about ripe lol He does way better than last week but he still looks super nervous during the performance. Search for killer instinct!
Ryan (bows to Simon): I’m in awe, sire~ LOL these two~ ♥
Todrick Hall (What’s Love Got To Do With It) I don’t like this dude for some reasons -”- Boring arrangement. Corny! ROFL I think Randy confuses him. But I think Randy confuses himself too. Should contestant change the song or not change the song? LOL
Jermaine Sellers (What’s Goin’ On) can someone pack this dude in a box and send him home already? MY EARS HURT X___X” Oh yeah, I can tell you what’s going on. YOU SUCK, DUDE! And SHUT UP. He tries to show off his voice too much and it’s annoying. And he’s so full of himself to the point that I want to slap him. I sure hope Simon is right about the dude’s not being back next week. *crosses fingers*
Andrew Garcia (You Give Me Something) Andrew pretty much shot himself in the foot with Straight Up since it’s kinda hard for him to beat that performance now D: Andrew is getting boring. Ellen wants a tattoo LOL I bet it’s frustrating for Andrew too. Song choice, song choice, song choice!
*YAWNS* They need to come out with a BANG! 106.9FM kinda songs are beautiful but boring on this competition!
Aaron Kelly (My Girl) +1 for photography! -10 for song choice, it’s boring as hell. He has a good voice, but it doesn’t help with this karaoke song. Kara wants to eat this kid though. I agree with Simon, old fashioned and all over the place (oh Kara, shut up already)
Tim Urban (Come On Get High) I don’t get it, what in this dude is cute? He practically creeps me out, especially when he looks into the camera D: He does better than last week but he still sucks. And off key. He looked super shocked with Simon’s comment, well, compared to disaster last week, of couse, it’s much better LOL
Lee Dewyze (Lips of an Angel) OMG I got this dingy song stuck in my head for weeks a few months back, get out of my brain! LOL for adjusting his pants at the end of the song. He’s good, I like him but I still do not want a DC clone.
Once again, boring night. Why the heck did they all look so awkward and/or terrified on stage, playing with camera?!
btw, when will Kara has her own opinion? She always comments based on other’s -”-
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TOP 24
2010.02.25 – Top 24 Results
In short:
I didn’t know I’m that bad at picking who’s going home! 0-for-4!! What the heck! LOL
Ooh Kara’s husband?
Group (American Boy) = awkward time, are they lip-syncing?
Seriously, Haeley is safe? Vote For The Worst, you did it, my entire office will be upset! o_O”
ALLISON IRAHETA!!! YOU LOOK AMAZING! YOU SOUND AMAZING! I LOVE [SCARS] SO MUCH!!! ♥
Dang it, I missed both office pool on the girl’s side LOL
Janell and Ashley are gone~
Ryan called Simon ‘the King’ and I can’t stop my perv thoughts right now LOL
Sh*t! Tim is safe? VFTW is one magic force. o_O”
KRIS ALLEN!!! OMG TEARY EYES! *sniffs* KRIS, WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME ♥ YOUR [LET IT BE] IS SO BEAUTIFUL~
WT*!? Jermaine is safe too?!
Joe and Tyler are going home
heh, they didn’t even let Tyler finish the song LOL so much of his personality, huh? *cut*
Boot song = Leave Right Now. I kinda like it
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2010.02.24 – Top 24 – Guys
*waves goodbye to 2 more hours of my life*
In short:
Simon still wins, Ellen is awesome, Randy is for me for you, Kara is ogling
Ryan looks kinda tiny tonight xD
Favorites: Casey / Lee / Andrew (OMG my boss will laugh to death seeing the first two names! xD)
Please save: John
Going home: Jermaine / Alex or Tim / Kara (ultimate wish list)
I was watching the Informant on the other screen, so I didn’t really listen to the first two dudes… ^^”
Todrick Hall (Since You Been Gone) from 5 seconds recap at the end, I don’t think I’m gonna like him
Aaron Kelly (Here Comes Goodbye) He looks like he belongs in Disney’s channel ^^”
Jermaine Sellers (Get Here By) OUCH my ears hurt! Way overboard. Show off! And shut up already, mister. Ryan gave him a chance to redeem his stupidity during Hollywood week when he blamed the band for his performance and he still goes “who’s Michael?” holy cow, he’s an ass! Michael should have punched him!
KRIS~ <33333
Tim Urban (Apologize) ← seriously? after Archie did it and after Kris did it?! BIG BLEH! Stop abusing my ears! Why the heck did they call him back? The way he’s looking at the camera is freaking me out! btw, I don’t fancy his hair, I wanna send Daniel (my hairdresser) to take care of him lol OMG I love brutal!Simon!! ♥ cute/adorable/likable ≠ instant good singer (and I don’t even think he’s cute D:) Awfully unique, maybe, fake smile dude
SimonxRyan… lol
Joe Munõz (You and I) it’s good but not that great. Not memorable for me (for me for you, again, Randy) MamaHen!Kara totally wants to become Paula 2.0. Simon: let’s get through this week… lol
Mom loves Ellen :)
Tyler Grady (American Woman) – Kara totally wants to eat him.. HAIRCUT NEEDED! Mom doesn’t like him already, say he’s boring. He’s playing with audience but his voice sucks! I don’t think he’s charismatic at all. Yes to the Simon! Kara is brainless! No, Randy, I still don’t know what you’re saying. Mom agrees with Ellen! lol watching with mom is fun! Ryan rocks. Yes, Tyler, go to the mall, and while you’re there, get a haircut~
Lee Dewyze (Chasing Cars) He’s good, a few off notes, but way better than those previous guys. Randy and Simon mentioned David Cook, Simon tells him to do what DC did with Hello. OMG Lee, he’s got teary eyes! emo!boy singer/musician for the win! XD
BUT but but BUT oh please please please don’t start comparing him to DC since he could never be anywhere near that awesomeness in my brain and I’ll be so totally wince at him for no good reasons D: Even when I kinda like him! Don’t turn into DC’s copy. Don’t turn into DC’s copy *chants*
Mom is getting sick of Kara already LOL
John Park (God Bless the Child) It’s my obligation to root for this dude because of my boss! ROFL I love Shania Twain ♥ And John wants to marry her LOL I think he’s funny and totally pulls off this hair because it’s Korean hairstyle xD I like his voice but I don’t really like this song. I think he’s trying too hard. I’m surprised Kara doesn’t jump in to protect JP after Simon’s comment. Life story. Should you pick a song for your parents, John?
Michael Lynche (This Love) Big Mike is good, again, not that great. Simon is so right, that he’s right a support act. ITA. I love what Ellen told him: don’t get cocky and challenge yourself.
FACT: don’t mess with Simon ~lol
Alex Lambert (Wonderful World) Oh, he’s from evil!Mary Powers’ group lol Simon tries to take Ryan’s job? xD uh oh train-wreck, could he get more stiff and more awkward than this? o_O” ROFL I love Simon’s face when Kara comments. Ellen cracks me up with mullet and unripe banana jokes! xD
Casey James (Heaven) ROFL Randy makes Kara sway to the song. Distraction! Casey almost laughs lol Casey is really good. He can totally sing and I like his voice a lot. Not a fan of his hair though (I have issue with dude with long hair lol) Stop dreaming about licking him already, Kara.
Kara: *giggles like a lunatic* I’m married..
Simon:.. at the moment
Ellen: I can feel Kara undressing you with her eyes ← WINNING COMMENT!
Randy: I like you too, not in that way…
Simon: we’re both cursed with good looks ← ROFL!
Rise of the cougar bait!
Andrew Garcia (Sugar We’re going Down) I didn’t know he’s a stay-at-home dad (well, I know he’s a dad, but I didn’t know he’s a stay-at-home type? ^^;). He’s really good. But with high expectation and pimping spot, the judges sorta slam him a bit. I think he’ll be in top 12, so no worries here. Hope to see him do something different than coming out with an acoustic guitar though. btw, I saw a few clips of him on YouTube and I like those, so I kinda like him, lol
Why didn’t I feel totally blown away by any of them?!
And I’ve decided they didn’t have Ellen sit right next to Simon because Idol doesn’t want to divide that table in good half-bad half lol This way, we’re forced to listen to all 4 comments to get both Simon’s and Ellen’s thoughts~ lol
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2010.02.23 – Top 24 – Girls
what, it’s a 2-hour episode again? *headdesks*
In short:
Simon wins, Ellen = ♥, Randy in loops, ugh Kara (aka Paula 1.5 – yes, she can’t even reach 2.0)
Ryan looks good on live TV tonight~ lol
Favorites: Lilly / Crystal / Ellen
Please save: Lacey!!
Going home: Paige / Ashley or Haeley / Kara (wish list)
Paige Miles (All Right Now) I’m sorry Paige, you’re kinda good but in my little brain, David Cook owns whatever song he’s ever performed. End of story! lol Simon doesn’t know he goes first. She has the best voice (per Simon) but we’ve never seen her before?! Good praise all around. Why didn’t they let her go pee for 5 hours?! she could have ended up with UTI! xD
Kris~ <3 GLEE <33333
Ryan, when can we switch to vote someone we don’t like OFF the show? xD
Ashley Rodriguez (Happy) she has a nice voice but sounds kinda nervous, even off somewhere. A bit boring, plus I don’t like this song.. :P Look at Simon’s face when Kara comments! ROFL! Touch Simon’s girl’s song, and you’re in trouble lol (which means she’ll be totally safe by the voters) Don’t make a face, Ashley, we can see you.
Janell Wheeler (What About Love) She’s okay, but when I first saw her, I thought she was good, but she’s getting more and more normal, boring even *yawns* 65/100 plus off pitched. Song choice! Original! No Randy, I don’t know what you’re sayin’ LOL
Lilly Scott (Fixin’ A Hole) oh how I like you, even though you won’t change your hair color lol love her style and her voice a lot! She really makes it interesting. Me likes her! The hunt for STAR power is ON! Nice tattoo on her left arm. She’s taller than Ryan? LOL
ROFL, even my mom doesn’t like Kara! xD Mom said Kara talks way too much :P
Katelyn Epperly (Oh Darlin’) – Bluesy! Nice (loud) voice. I don’t like it that much though lol maybe her outfits? D:
Mom says Kara is sort of bitchy. I say, not sorta, she’s bitchy! SHE IS A B*TCH. PERIOD. It’s the word bubble in everyone’s head, Kara!
Haeley Vaughn (I Want To Hold Your Hand) nose piercing? ^^; why does she need a flower or something on her head all the time? I still don’t see why they praised her singing so much during Hollywood week? I don’t really like her voice, like at all D: She sounds so strained and screamy (if screamy is a word?) Simon’s so right, she has a nice bright smile but it’s annoying when she’s smiling ALL THE TIME!
GO AWAY KARA
LOST BREAK – will come back to watch AI later! lol PRIORITY~
Lacey Brown (Landslide) aww Lacey, I like you a lot but you sound kinda shaky tonight D: I still liker her singing though even with a few off notes (biased already lol) I love the fact that she chooses to sing the song because she loves it and the meaning of the song. And she disagrees with Simon on week 1, oh boy! lol
Michelle Delamor (Fallin’) wow, (simon says no wow moment though LOL), she has a great voice, but not really stand out for me. She also has weird smile? Why is everyone taller than Ryan? xD
Kara is trying hard to expand her adjective vocab..
Didi Benami (The Way I Am) Sounds good but a bit too plain, song choice, maybe? I kinda expected her to come out with something more for the first night. I like her and her phrasing style though. Ha! I love Simon’s first kiss analogy~ anyway I don’t think she’s imdulgent ^^
Siobhan Magnus (Wicked Game) I’d never liked this song, it’s too haunting for me (maybe I’ll change my mind if DC does a rock version of this song? whatever~ lol) She has a really nice voice though and she makes it really hauntingly intense which I enjoy watching a lot. BTW, does she really not know what “DARK HORSE” mean? o_O” I love glassblowing though, it’s pretty!
Crystal Bowersox (Hand in My Pocket) I really like her! ♥ I love the fact that she doesn’t really care about the show, like, she’s not a fan, never watched the show, and totally knows that this platform isn’t really her. But mama needs a bigger paycheck! I totally want her to do well on the show! I like what Ellen told her :) ILU, Ellen!
Katie Stevens (Feeling good) ← Adam did it last year!! Pimping spot! I think Idol is trying to turn her into S9!Archie but my problem is, she looks kinda like s8!Tatiana which annoys me great deal. And I adore the real S7!Archie in the way that no one could ever compare to him~ She has a really big voice, but the song makes her sound old. I agree with Ellen! and Simon! lol btw, yes Idol, I remember her grandma already, let the grandma!girl be known for herself from now on?
For the first night, I don’t know why some of them pick slow and yawning songs. I thought the strategy should be coming out with a big bang in order to get audience and voters on their side right away. Tonight, none of them really stands out, except #04 & #11
They really think a girl will win this season? D:
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HOLLYWOOD
2010.02.17 – Hollywood Week – round 4
down to Top 24!
Janell is through as expected
Tyler, beware, Kara fancies eating you..
Lacey Brown – me likes her a lot!! what a wonderful world~ beautiful
Crystal Bowersox rocks! pickmeup pickmeup! i think she reminds me of Drew Barrymore sometimes lol
awww Angela.. T__T go away Kara! >”<
I hope idol makeup people will talk Lily Scott into changing her hair color lol
Jermaine wants Simon’s hug~ xD
is Haeley that talented? ^^”
aww Bubbly has no chance against Andrew Garcia (my office calls him Gokey 2.0 but much nicer and a lot less smug lol)..
happy dances are weird as always
so one dude got DQ’ed
BTW, I don’t like it when Idol uses sappy/tragic stories to sell contestants -”-
no surprise I admire David Cook so much :)
note to self – make top 24 list for office (sorta) pool/poll lol I think we can pick top 12 now!
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2010.02.16 – Hollywood Week – round 3
umm are we going to see any singing tonight?
oh, the room cut day
room 1 will definitely go through
oh, here’s some singing. Yikes, Angela is in the same room with that glasses!b*tch >”<
my brother said Casey James could totally sell LOL bubbly~
Crystal Bowersox! wow~
Jason Mraz’ night! lol
switching back and forth between Fox and NBC, and add ABC at 9pm, I’ll be so LOST! crazy night xD
scene from today at work:
me: you know, idol is 2 hours tonight
boss: yeah, are you gonna watch it?
me: well, men’s short program is tonight…
boss: watch idol
me: also, LOST is on tonight…
boss: watch idol
me: but but but
boss: record LOST, watch idol, and watch olympics recap in the morning!
lol oh life~
OMG Plushenko!!! ← totally ditched idol now xD
I admire the band, they must be really patient
tonight episode really needs 2 hours? ^^”
next season, playing guitar is a requirement for all contestants lol
math lesson from Ryan
Lily Scott should get her hair colored ^^”
room #1 saved! room #3 saved!
Tasha, I wish she’s through :(
7/24 revealed – 17 more tomorrow
~ROLAND~
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2010.02.10 – Hollywood Week – round 2
The drama of group performance LOL
fairly annoying IMO, too many bitches, too bossy
omg ANNOYING with CAPITAL LETTERS
Mary, you’re getting more and more unlikable
Faith – off to a good start!
Team Awesome – oops Big Mike still doesn’t get to go back home to see his brand new baby girl! and Michael Castro!
Neopolitan – sounds weird to me though, especially Jessica o_O and they’re all through
Destiny’s Wilde – also sounds kinda off, the judges must like Bad Romance a lot
Ohh the girl from season 7, me likes! she made it~ (Angela? has her mom been found yet?)
The Mighty Rangers – glasses!bitch, go away. boring performance
Simon: don’t beg, it’s not cool~
The Phoenix – wow, totally chicken out, like out out o_O” aww David Cook/Kris Allen hybrid got cut too. I kinda like Jermaine
Sweet Escape is such a hard song to sing, soooo wordy, what were they thinking?!
Big Dreams – oh, that’s the dude my boss like, the dude who spent 4 birthdays in jail~ lol ESCAPE!
Girls, use waterproof eye products!
Janell! Jermaine! and Kara’s shirtless dude! (ok i know his name is Casey James! lol)
Three men and a Baby – I love their No One! GO Andrew Garcia!
The Dreamers – should all go home. For once I agreed with Kara, it’s like a dream died. Mary, I sorta have no word for you right now.
TASHA!!
FOX news Q13 after the show, Danielle Hayes’ interview re: getting booted from the show due to some sort of DUI (but not exactly?) and still dealing with it. Kinda bad girls history, but I wish she had made it through, the song she co-wrote was really nice, and she’s really talented. What a lost. :( Idol producer told her that if she comes back next year, they’ll put her through.
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2010.02.09 – Hollywood Week – round 1
Ellen Degeneres debut!
Ellen to Simon: so this is it, I came on and you leave ← lol
Simon to Ellen: you’re a sadist.
5 minutes in, I like Ellen more than Kara already. Well, I think I like everyone more than Kara on this show :P
btw, read it on Seattle Times today that the karaoke host from Seattle didn’t make it to Hollywood after all. BUMMER!! why?! she got a golden ticket. does it mean there’s something wrong with her background check or what?
Andrew Garcia is so going to make it through at least top 24 (go away, Kara…). Add Tasha to that top 24 too~
aww aeroplane country girl is gone :(
Janell Wheeler~ I kinda like her :)
Ellen discussing with other judges: I think she’s gonna get annoying, I like her better than her ← ROFL!
Lily Scott – me likes
IDOL TOTALLY WANTS A GIRL WITH A GUITAR TO WIN THIS YEAR!
omg Come Back To Me.. dude don’t touch David Cook’s song if you’re not THAT good!
Kara wants to eat that dude..
Didi Benami! wow, I really like her and her voice! Crystal Bowersox was awesome too!! Add them both to top 24!!
A GUITAR IS THE KEY, PEEPS!
I wanna see those I didn’t see during audition rounds and making it through to the next round
tomorrow, drama of the group round, for now, GET LOST!
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AUDITIONS
2010.02.02 – The Road To Hollywood
No more audition after tonight? Awesome.
I enjoy seeing David Cook’s face on that red backdrop~ that’s the high of my night~
basically, they showed all the horrible auditions in the previous episodes so they could have something good to show in this one? plus some horrid leftovers~ lol
btw, teenagers these days looked so old. lots of nice/big voice~
Kara to a 17 year old blossoming incredible hulk swimmer: Adrian, there’s a schoolboy trapped inside you
Simon: either that or you’ve eaten one ← ROFL
I love Simon~ his one-liners always crack me up xD
Can Joe Jonas say something else besides ‘yeah‘? lol
I wish Ryan Seacrest will stop saying ‘the most talented season yet’ already
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2010.02.02 – Denver
Easily ditch AI for LOST. my boss was not pleased~ lol
haven’t watched it yet, but I was told to check out the girl from Seattle. will do~
oh and Posh was still a fashion cop
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2010.01.27 – Dallas
Neil Patrick Harris was the highlight of the night. lol
half asleep, couldn’t remember much
whip
dude with Tourettes syndrome
I wanted to punch Kara when she said she thought Meagan would be a joke
16 year old cancer free
btw, Joe Jonas (oh so this is Joe Jonas lol) has limited vocab. Seriously.
oh Simon/Ryan love love story lol
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2010.01.26 – Los Angeles
I’m rooting for Andrew Garcia this season!!! Office pool, where are you?!
In fact, the girl after him was good too (Tasha?), I like her. Other than that OMG annoying show -”-
Mary’s daughter was hilarious! Simon: are you sure this is not my daughter? ROFL
ugh, how many Adam Lambert do you need, Idol? *earplugged* AJ went to the dentist~
Susan Boyle + Adam Lambert = xD
why can’t they just let us see those who got golden tickets sing instead? -”-
I like Katy Perry! And her win over Kara, HA! Even my brother who caught a glimpse of this show for less than 5 minutes said Kara is so fake. Yeah, it’s that obvious.
(btw, Avril was hardly there!)
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2010.01.20 – Orlando
Take that friggin’ map off David Cook’s face, pronto. Orlando, you so failed.
memorable moment = Cornelius Edwards ripped his pants (so loud!) and made his way to Hollywood! ROFL~ He’d better thank his stripper friend for that move! I cracked up when Simon said something along this line → with the sacrifice like that, you’re going to Hollywood. LOL
me likes Randy’s watch.. LOL
Kara, you’re so fake *annoyed* and she talked about honesty? ugh.
the dude from season 7, I like him
sisters! I like the split screens showing sister’s reaction LOL
that psycho dude talked about enthusiasm in that monotone? Followed by awful!Amazing Grace. Wow, handcuff? Did they really arrest him?! o_O” And Simon: yes or no? ROFL!
the dude robbed a bank and spent 4 years in jail.. I like his voice but he’ll be bad example for kids! Don’t you think?!
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2010.01.19 – Chicago
I love the camera angle on the contestant tonight! I got see a lot of David Cook on that red backdrop ROFL
Fav quote → Simon to the high-pitch dude (um, one of so many of them xD): do you enjoy giving people pain?
Charity, I kinda like her name.
Angela goes to Hollywood for the third time!!
Shania Twain, I like her way better than Victoria!
John Park! If this Idol thing doesn’t work out, you can go into K-pop business! Even Shania was giddy like a schoolgirl! “I have no regrets” xD
I love seeing Simon cracked up XD And the judge helped singing I’ll always love you?! ROFL!
Chicago, you’re a weird city with weird people with oddly high-pitched voices. Yet, tonight was boring.
Oh, it’s only one hour?! YAY FOR HUMAN TARGET!!
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2010.01.13 – Atlanta
fav moment of the night = 3.2 seconds of DAVID COOK on screen! *squeals* I should just go back to rewatch season 7 LOL
crack = the dude who sang original duet all by himself *shivers at the octave* Skiibo Ski (WT*?!) and Pants on the Ground! ← his move was awesome for a 62-yr old!! XD
4-1-1 show host going on and on after being reject xD
country girl going on aeroplane~
OMG human guitar! (must be a crack office she works for!) Simon told her to keep the glasses on lol
I’m never a big fan of elevator cam lol
Britney Spears girl (Mallorie?) and singing!Police Officer (Brian? Bryan?) were good!
annoying BFFs. very.
I like Mary J Blige way more than Victoria~ especially when she cracked up LOL she totally lost it during that guy who almost died 3 times xD
holy sh*t that Lamar dude who wouldn’t listen!
btw, I kinda want a part of that backdrop..lol
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2010.01.12 – Boston (premiere)
crack of the night = that inspirational dude who thought he sounded like Chris Brown and the Eagles. I almost died when he started singing. 3-year old Latoya Jackson came in pretty close too. oh oh and the anime girl with 2 vocal coaches!
Alzheimer, Downs Syndrome, Nigerian = Hollywood
omg that Andrew guy who looked like Clark Kent, what an ass?!
I like the girl from day one, big smile, nice voice, nicely dressed. That one. What’s her name? ^^”
AI producers are mean. I thought contestants had to go through many rounds of auditions before being in front of the judges? some sure shouldn’t pass the initial round but they did, just so America can get a good laugh. I think it’s especially mean, making fun of that Asian dude.. D:
Victoria was there to look pretty lol (as usual) Seemed like she mostly talked about looks. lol
me thinks the cancer dude (Justin?) will make it through Hollywood.
ooh ooh~ I also like the two guys who played guitars while waiting. They’re both on to Hollywood~ woot~
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so it begins~
boss: are you gonna watch idol tonight?
me: nah
boss: why not?
me: i don’t know, it’s just an audition round?
boss: oh come on~
My boss is a bad influence. LOL I ended up watching the audition and cracked up so bad. American Idol is one hilarious show.
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I tried to stay away…really I did! But I only managed to miss last week & they were even in Dallas. Perhaps I just didnt want to see what kind of idiots there are in my state? It all seems like such a big waste of time to show us those who everyone knows are not going to make it thru and they are only being shown for “entertainment” value. Okay, maybe the first 2-3 seasons it was fun to see some rejects….but now, now it seems rather cruel.
Until the Hollywood rounds, my money is going on Park! I hope he makes it thru to the part when we get to vote. :)
glenda~
I missed AI last night due to my commitment to LOST! lol
I totally agreed with you, this is the first year I watched the auditions, so the first few episodes were funny, but after that, it’s both annoying and mean at the same time. And I cannot stand Kara. Period.
btw, you and Shania Twain can join force on Park! ;)
I hated that I totally wasted 2 hours of my life on Tuesday. It was mostly *sob story* or whatever & then that was the last you would see of some of them. Wednesday was not much better IMO. I really felt for Angela–maybe she should have pushed Kara out of the chair LOL ALL the judges were telling her how good she is & that she should stay in the music business yet they were not putting her through. Since they went totally out of order in who got picked, there was no way I could tell who was allegedly better than her & stayed. That Crystal girl reminds me of Janis Joplin :) She’s got a lot of talent going for her. I’m happy that John Park went thru but I have no idea if he deserved it since I only actually heard him sing back at his audition. I don’t think I’ve heard a bunch of those going thru :p
btw I’m assuming you caught the news today on the plane incident here. That was about 3 miles from me. I used to pass right next to it M-F taking the kids to high school. Sarah’s twin bro was on the road today & saw it happen.
OMG Glenda, I saw the news and it was awful and to know that it happened so close to you.. x_X”
LOL all guys who look nice or have nice bodies got through since Kara wants to eat them during the show HA! also I hope there’s no more sob stories after this
btw, did you see Angela on Ellen? Kara’s gonna write her a song after cruelly booting her out. I sorta want to punch Kara even more. :P
I heard the tale end of Angela on Ellen. I’m hoping some label will pick her up. Kara pissed me off with the way she did the boot on Angela.
2/23 – another waste of time? LOL Did you vote? I didn’t bother because I don’t want to get wrapped up in AI–at least not this early in the game :p
Paige Miles – OMG How could Simon sit there & say she was the best of ALL of them?!? You have confirmed what I was thinking. Last night was the first time I saw her much less heard her. The best? I don’t think so, Simon.
I will be sad if Crystal, Lily, Siohban, or Lacey get booted off…especially Crystal.
nope I didn’t vote. I only voted last year to save Kris from Danny XD
Office consensus says that Haeley must go. LOL We already picked our top 12, and will see who gets most of their favorites in *i love my office*
Other than that, I’m busy droooooooooling over Tsu’s single OMG YUMMINESS!!
I didn’t really remember either one of the girls that got the boot :p However, I admit that I pay more attention to the boys and a girl has to be really really good for me to really remember them. me=fickle I’m happy John is staying this week; yes, I voted like 50x for him only. Husband calls him “Jurrasic Park” *sigh*
My early prediction: Casey James for the win. btw I cringe every time they try to compare anyone to your David (or suggest that they be like him). I can just see your face in my mind’s eye wincing each time LOL
ROFL you’re such a psychic!! *squeeeezes* I made a face every single time they tried to compare any of them to DC. (almost jumped my mom last night when she said Lee looked like David *faints*) Suggesting them to do what DC did makes me all >__<”
You voted! you’re such a good fan! And please tell your husband that I like his idea of John’s new nickname, JuPark~ XD I’m glad he’s sticking around too, I kinda like his voice a lot :)
Ha! My coworker is totally rooting for Casey James too! If he wins, Idol will have 3 guitar-boy winners in a row! Next season, they’ll probably audtion only girls to guarantee a girl winner lol
i see paige has replaced haeley as poster child for VFTW… that made me cringe. i *liked* that song, too. her perfomance reminds me of a comment simon had made during someone’s audition – “i’m actually allergic to that song now”. lol
lol VFTW has that magic power..
I think I should stop watching this season before I end up allergic to every single song they perform~ lol
*sigh* I broke my own “rule” and voted after throwing a bitch fit last week when Park went off. But I wanted to try to save Alex & see him keep growing. Can’t say that Brady Bunch boy deserved a hug from Ellen; however, he was better this week than any other time. Is that saying much though? At this rate it wouldn’t surprise me at all to find no men in the top 5-6.
Girls are tough! IMO there are 5 really good performers. Crystal slays me in both her performances and her whole attitude. Unless she has a misstep I see her as the one for all of them to beat. Like Adam Lambert though, I believe she doesn’t have to win to break into the music business now.
OMG Please someone tell Kara to STFU!! She drones on & on & ad nauseam. Did you know the song that Mike sang? Should I be embarrassed that I never heard it before? That would be why Kara’s crock tears were just weird to me.
Good luck in that office pool LOL
GLENDA!!! I bet you’re super pissed right now! Alex is gone while Tim (who sucks less than previous weeks but still sucks major butt) and Aaron (who should go apply for something at Disney channel) are safe. I don’t get it :(
btw, I’ve never heard ‘this woman’s work’ before either! it’s so funny, my coworker asked me today if I knew the song because she didn’t get Kara either LOL we googled the lyrics up together, and still didn’t get it lol
I forever resign myself from office pool because I’ve lost faith in America!! lol gosh, this top12 is so going to be disastrous!
You’ve made your mark on David Cook—I see him or hear his name & my thoughts immediately go to you :) I really don’t know why they couldn’t have just had him sing 2 more songs instead of me having to have my ears abused by the 2 women singers (and I use that term loosely for them). Ke$ha? OMG She does so suck LOL She also struck me as a Lady GaGa wannabe and she certainly didn’t pull it off that night.
You think it was the flower that did Lacy in? LOL Maybe someone will stick one in Tim’s hair this coming week!